Evidence

I do not have a weighing scale at home. However, I have discovered solid evidence of weight gain in the thigh area. And no, I didn't do the Thunder Thigh test, which essentially requires you to trick your body into a sudden abrupt movement (in the standing position, of course), then timing the jelloid protest your thighs put up. The realisation was even more hideous - my sexy jeans are corroding in the corresponding region, thanks to my heavyweight thighs!

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