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Ever had awkward days?

.. when you wake up early to supervise Bob the builder and find out he's not only done nothing, but even screwed your floor?
.. when you hurry out of the house and you get to the station on time, but miss the train that comes late on days you get there early?
.. when half the office hasn't come in to work, but you've got truckloads to finish?
.. when you have a feeling your boss is mad at you, but can't figure out why?
.. when you have a brand new shiny phone and no one calls or texts you?
.. when you have to eat zesty chicken full of raisins for lunch?
.. when you want to leave soon, but it's only 14.22?
.. when you actually want to sleep, but think you want to die?